Lisbon
Half the patrons are barely out of high school kids in slippers on any given Friday night.
Used to be all the rage back in the day but issues with their Mututho-Compliance seem to have taken away their popularity. Had only one table with patrons a couple of weeks back when I visited.
My biggest beef with this joint though are the waiters and waitresses. They are these rude Kisii types that seem to be sworn nemeses of Campo students.
Their music is tops though. By Kisii standards that means the Dee Jay is at least aware that Rihanna and Drake have done some sorta collabo together. Don't count on the DJ to play it though, unless you bribe him with beer.
Dallas
Great ambiance but a certain DJ Caste has somehow managed to turn it into a shit hole with bad music
I mean the cat be like the worst DJ in the history of DJaying.
A great place to be at on a Saturday night although tends to be packed around bankers end moth. That’s like the first weekend after the 25th of the month.
A big minus for the joint is the lack of a dance floor. But given the DJ's bad music sense doubt you will be missing it much.
Jazz
Many a hearts were broken and secret affairs hatched on the dance floor of this joint back in the day.
Till circa 2009 this was the official Club of KUC students.
Then a certain episode of cop drama made guys flee the club. I wasn't around at that time but I am told cops came in and arrested patrons, that included virtually all Campo students that were out that night and that was that.
Some Campo folk are still too traumatized by that event to event to even dare walk past the club.
They got great seats nowadays and a big ass flat screen TV.
Closest thing Kisii has to a sports pub if you ask me.
Backyard
Cats used to go there in my fresher days, now they don't.
Secrets
Atrocious lighting. I mean the joint be lit up like a Hollywood set. You can't keep anything secret here. More of a restaurant than a club.
Only been there once. Not going back in a hurry
The Hague
Located opposite Level 5 hospital probably Kisii's best kept secret. Beer is cheap. Plus they make great Nyam Chom for those who are inclined towards growing their pot bellies.
Crowd is baba-ish though.
Great place for when you want to hang out with your boys and catch the match drink lotsa beer.
Devinah's
A member’s only local. Harsh mama there always be harassing patrons over some ish or other. They serve excellent liquor though.
Havana
Place you most likely to meet your lecturer at. Full of these baba types and plenty of whores. Like real whores. Come to this place if you are a chicka looking to be fungwad or if your grades need non-academic improvement.
Music mostly made to cater to the resident crowd of babas.
Kwa Oslo
Used to be the local back in the day. But they took to adulterating their liquor a while back and lost most of their campus clientele a while back.
Also seems to always have some legal drama or other.(Read you are likely to be arrested at this place)
